CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR
Barney the dinosaur is a
CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR
1. In Latin, they had no letter "U" so they used a "V" instead:
CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR
2. Emitting all the letters that are not Roman numerals, we are left with:
CV VL DIV
3. Let's refresh your brain.
I=One, V=Five, L=Fifty, D=Five Hundred, C=One Hundred
5. Math:
100+5+5+50+500+5+1 = 666
Ladies and Gents, 666. Clear mathematical proof that Barney the dinosaur, is Satan.Rating
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I love your smile because...
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