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Standing In Front Of The Door
Mr Been: He is standing in front of the door.
Wife:Why r u standing in front of the door?
Mr Been: I want to kill tiger.
Wife: Then go.
Mr Been: In front of me there is a dog.
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Dad Can I Have 50rs?
Me: Dad can I have 50Rs?

Dad: 40Rs? What do you need 30Rs for? 20Rs is more than enough! Here's 10Rs now give your brother half
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What is the most popular game played by Politicians?
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yes and no
Father: Do you have a trouble making decisions?
Son: well, yes and no !!!
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one more addition chapter
Father: What will happen if the third war takes place?
Son: We will have one more addition chapter in our history book!

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Father to son:
whenever i beat you,
you don't get annoyed,
how you control your anger?
son: i start cleaning the toilet.
seat with your toothbrush
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After marriage - simply read from bottom to top

Boyfriend: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
Girlfriend: Do you want me to leave?
Boyfriend: NO! Don't even think about it.
Girlfriend: Do you love me?
Boyfriend: Of course! Over and over!
Girlfriend: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boyfriend: NO! Why are you even asking?
Girlfriend: Will you kiss me?
Boyfriend: Every chance I get!
Girlfriend: Will you hit me?
Boyfriend: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
Girlfriend: Can I trust you?
Boyfriend: Yes.
Girlfriend: Darling!

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A Girl Died & went To Heaven
A Girl died & went to Heaven...
God was shocked to see her heart still

God asked, "How come your heart is still
Girl replied, "I'm dead but my lover is still
in my

The Girl was sent to Hell for Over-acting..
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A girl was crying bitterly.

Mom: What happened dear?

Daughter: Mom do I look like a wicked witch?

Mom: No!

Daughter: Are my eyes big as toad?

Mom: No!

Daughter: Is my nose flat?

Mom: No baby!

Daughter: Am I fat like a bulldog?

Mom: You have a fine physique, you are a barbie doll!

Daughter: Then why people tell me that you look like your mom?
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Once old man asks:
When a newly married couple smile, everyone knows why.
But when a fifteen year married couple smile every wonders why..!!!
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compromise with your wife

Man: How did you compromise with your wife?
Husband: She came to me on her feet.
Man: and what she said?
Husband: i was down to bad and she said come out, i will not say you anything...
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Come in my heart and stay here forever
A boy said to a girl:-"Come in my heart and stay here forever".
Girl replied:-"Should i remove my sleepers???"
boy,"No honey, its not a temple , come without removing!!!!!"
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Factory Workers
Two factory workers are talking.
The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
The man replies, "And how would you do that?"
The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"
The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb."
The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."
The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?"
The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."
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On the bus
On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed.
"What's the matter? Are you sick?"
"No, I'm okay. It's just that I hate to see an old lady standing."
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Complan Boy & Santoor Girl
CAT: how old ru?
ELEPHANT: 5 years
CAT: but u look big?
ELEPHANT: I'm a complan boy
CAT: I'm 30 yrs old.
CAT: I'm a "santoor girl"
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why to study
Ocean full of syllabus
River full of questions
Bucket level we study
Mug level we answer
Marks comes like a drop
then why to study fool ..!!

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Doctor & Engineer loves

Doctor & Engineer loves a same girl.
Engineer before going to out-station for a week,
gave 7 Apples to the girl. Why ??
Bcoz an Apple a day keeps the doctor away
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Heaven is when u have

Heaven is when u have German car American salary, Chinese food & Indian wife
hell is when car is Chinese, food is German, wife is American and salary Indian
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That means I have really

A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist if there is anybody in Room 27.

The receptionist goes,checks the room, comes back to the phone and tells him that there is no one in that room. The room is empty.

Good, says the man. That means I have really escaped!

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Good Understanding
Good Unerdtsanding Btewene Ecah Ohter Is Rael FierndSihp! Eevn If We Hvae So Mnay MsiUnerdsantndig Lkie Tish Msseaeg, Btu i Konw U Cna Raed WtihOtu Msitkae!
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