Exam rule of NEWTON:Half of wat u read is waste,
Half of d rest u dnt undrstnd,
Half of wat u undrstnd u wont remembr
n d Half of wat u remembr is nevr askedRating
Class Rooms are Like Train
1st 2 Benches R Executive Coaches
Reserved 4 VIP
Mid 2 Gen Compartment
N Last 2 R Sleeper Class.Rating
7 things Students do during Exams preparation:
1) Sleeping.
2) Eating.
3) Sms.
4) Watch Movies.
5) Chat with Friendz.
6) Dream Of Touching Books.
7) Asking Others "Kuch Padha Kya"..Rating
ATTITUDE DURING EXAMS:
They gave me the questions which i don't know,
So i wrote answers which they don't know.
Tit for Tat dis is called ATTITUDE.Rating
Head or Tail
A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
Head, I go to sleep.
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I'll studyRatingExaminer:y r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?
studnt:No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam's cheating material today.RatingWhen we have no idea what to write
in the exam paper n the supervisor comes
and
says, please cover your answer sheetRatingThe shortest relation
in life is between
Student & Books.
They get commited couple
of Days before exam.
&
After exam..
Break Up ..Rating
Height of hope?
Whats d height of hope??
It is: sitting in d exam hall,
holding d question paper in hand
n telling urself
dude,don't worry.
Exams will get postponed!RatingExams are like Girl friends
- Too many questions
- Difficult to understand
- More explanation is needed
- Result is always fail!RatingSAY NO TO EXAMS.
It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS.RatingYo mama is so stupid that when she tried to buy shoes on-line she got her credit card stuck in the floppy disk drive.RatingMarried men/single men
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.RatingI Love You
A Women is Sitting at Home on the Couch with her husband and she says "I Love You". He asks "Is that you or Wine talking"? She replies "its me talking to wine".RatingNew Born Babies
Three men were at a hospital waiting for their babies to be born. The nurse comes in and tells the first man, "Congratulations, you just had twins!". He said, "That's wild because I work for Twin Gates Electric Company". Another nurse comes in and tells the second man, "Congratulations, you just had triplets!". He said, "Man, that's uncanny because I work for 3M company." Upon hearing all this, the third man gets up from his chair and starts toward the door. The nurse says, "Wait sir, your wife has not had her baby yet. Where are you going?". The man replied, "Hell lady, I'm leaving while I can....I work for 7Up!!".Rating
Happiest marriagesTwo bachelors were talking about their respective choice of life partner. One friend said,'It is generally said that people with opposite characteristics make the happiest marriages. What is your opinion ?
The friend replied,'Yes, they are right. That is why I am looking for a girl with a money!'RatingBeginning of new argument
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.RatingWhat do it means?
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"
"You'll know tonight." he said.
That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it to find a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams"RatingPoor fool thinking about getting married."
"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper."
"What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking fancy meal!"
"I know all that."
"Then why did you invite a friend for supper?"
"Because the poor fool's thinking about getting married."RatingTo be happy with a Man/woman
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.Rating
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