We all have strength enough to endure the misfortunes of others. Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Somebody has to do something, and it's just incredibly pathetic that it has to be us. Jerry Garcia
People care more about being thought to have taste than about being thought either good, clever or amiable. Samuel Butler
The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. Unknown
For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. Johnny Carson
Rules are just helpful guidelines for stupid people who can't make up their own minds. Seth Hoffman
Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again. Franklin P. Jones
A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines. Ralph Waldo Emerson
Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough. Groucho Marx
Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are: precious life lessons that can only be learned the hard way. Unless it's a fatal mistake, which, at least, others can learn from. Al Franken
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.Albert Einstein
It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious. Oscar Wilde
The great thing about democracy is that it gives every voter a chance to do something stupid. Art Spander
A man's silence is wonderful to listen to. Thomas Hardy
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you. Kin Hubbard
It's all right letting yourself go as long as you can let yourself back. Mick Jagger
Blessed is the man who, having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact. George Eliot
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job. Douglas Adams
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. Will Rogers
If one sticks too rigidly to one's principles, one would hardly see anybody. Agatha Christie
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