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After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed. De La Lastra's Law
The sad truth is that excellence makes people nervous. Shana Alexander
The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists in the circulation of their blood. Logan Pearsall Smith
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.Mark Twain
Never confuse movement with action.Ernest Hemingway
Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times.Rita
It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do.Unknown
Don't knock the weather. If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversationKin Hubbard
Blame someone else and get on with your life.Unknown
Exit, pursued by a bear.William Shakespeare
We are here and it is now. Further than that all human knowledge is moonshine.H. L. Mencken
Efficiency is intelligent laziness Unknown
What a blessing it would be if we could open and shut our ears as easily as we open and shut our eyes!Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
Procrastination(postponing something) is the art of keeping up with yesterday.Martin Luther King Jr.
Human salvation lies in the hands of the creatively maladjusted.Martin Luther King Jr.
Look wise, say nothing, and grunt. Speech was given to conceal thought.Sir William Osler
The great thing about human language is that it prevents us from sticking to the matter at hand.Lewis Thomas
To be able to fill leisure intelligently is the last product of civilization, and at present very few people have reached this level.Bertrand Russell
People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it.Ogden Nash
Science is nothing but developed perception, interpreted intent, common sense rounded out and minutely articulated.George Santayana
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