The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it. William James
Traditions are group efforts to keep the unexpected from happening. Barbara Tober
Time is that quality of nature which keeps events from happening all at once. Lately it doesn't seem to be working. Anonymous
One can always be kind to people about whom one cares nothing. Oscar Wilde
A rumor without a leg to stand on will get around some other way. John Tudor
A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down. Robert Benchley
It is a great ability to be able to conceal one's ability. Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Traditions are group efforts to keep the unexpected from happening. Barbara Tober
Progress isn't made by early risers. It's made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something. Robert Heinlein
It is no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase 'As pretty as an Airport' appear. Douglas Adams
Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual. Terry Pratchett
Better to get up late and be wide awake than to get up early and be asleep all day. Unknown
When the politicians complain that TV turns the proceedings into a circus, it should be made clear that the circus was already there, and that TV has merely demonstrated that not all the performers are well trained. Edward R. Murrow
Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but television's message has always been that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that offers whiter teeth *and* fresher breath. Dave Barry
The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it. William James
Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way. Unknown.
If people never did silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done. Unknown
You can fool too many of the people too much of the time. You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
The 'Net is a waste of time, and that's exactly what's right about it. William Gibson
If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail. Abraham Maslow
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