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Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse. Thomas Szasz
The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep. Woody Allen
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet? Lily Tomlin
A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time. Alfred E. Wiggam
Don't knock the weather. If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation. Kin Hubbard
Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it. Henry David Thoreau
I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building. Charles M. Schulz
You can't find any true closeness in Hollywood, because everybody does the fake closeness so well. Carrie Fisher
One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. Oscar Wilde
The two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change. Seth MacFarlane
I don't give a damn for a man that can only spell a word one way. Mark Twain
I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. Sir Winston Churchill
The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none. Thomas Carlyle
The greater the ignorance the greater the dogmatism. Sir William Osler
Everyone rises to their level of incompetence. Laurence J. Peter
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who believe there are two kinds of people in the world and those who don't. Robert Benchley
A sympathetic Scot summed it all up very neatly in the remark, "You should make a point of trying every experience once, excepting incest and folk dancing." Sir Arnold Bax
Management is doing things right; leadership is doing the right things. Peter Drucker
Only exceptionally rational men can afford to be absurd. Allan Goldfein
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? Scott Adams
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